Comedy Hump Day at Club Secret
Date: Apr 23 - Apr 24 2014
Location: Kissimmee Florida
Secrets Events Presents:
Wednesday. April 23rd
" Comedy Hump Day"
Where: 2145 East Irlo Bronson Memorial Hwy., Kissimmee, FL 34744
When: Every Wednesday
Time: Club and Playroom (9PM-4AM)
Like the Geico camel says, “It’s HUMP DAY!!!! YEAH!!!! Secrets Events at Club Secret is proud to bring back our Comedy Night. Every Wednesday come out to Club Secret to have your funny bone tickled (and maybe another bone). So sit back, relax , and get ready to laugh yourself in to a frenzy. The comedy show starts at 8PM. That’s not all!!! At 10PM the DJ starts up the music and the dancing begins. Don’t forget about the playroom – that opens at 10PM too. To top it all off, the door fee is FREE until 11PM (Secrets Events membership is required to enter).
$100 VIP Card Holders receive free drinks from 8pm-9pm (Must Show Card). Purchase your card today to reap the discounts and benefits.
Don’t forget to try our Smokin’ Hot Hookah Lounge. Club Secret II has a vibe all its own. Get cozy in the Sexy Lounge Area.
Everyone is encouraged to dress in theme, but it is not required. Dress to impress.
VIP CARD… VIP gets Discount on Party Fee, Rooms & Free Drink. Must Show Card.
***If you're not in Theme, You must Dress to impress… Dress code is strictly enforced (unless it has to do with theme)!!!!
*MEN* NO Shorts, NO Flip Flops, NO Do-Rags, NO Ball caps , No Tank Tops
*WOMEN* NO Flip Flops, NO Hats , No Tank Tops, Dress Sexy as you can.
FEATURES:
* Resort is Lifestyle only PVT Members ONLY
* Pool open Fri. and Sat. Days 11-5 Clothing Optional
* Music By Pool 11-5
* Full Club Takeover
* VIP/Bottle Service available
*2 DJs with the best Music/Lighting
*2 Separate Night Clubs
* Sexy Lounge
*3 Dance Floors
* 4 Stripper Poles
* Members Only Club
* Great Drink Prices
* Largest Lifestyle Night Club in Central Florida * Late Night Munchies
FEE:
(Ask about discounts with VIP card)
**Entry Fee does not include Membership**
* FREE for Couples and single Ladies before 11
* $10 a Couple after 11:00pm
* $20 a Couple after 12:30am
* $25 for Escorted Men
* $50 for Unescorted Single Men (Limited)
* Entry Fee does not include Yearly Membership Fee
MEMBERSHIP FEE:
*Couples: $30 for 6 months or $50 for 1 year
*Single Ladies: $15 for 6 months or $20 for 1 year
*Single Man: $40 for 6 months or $60 for 1 year
LOCATION:
2145 East Irlo Bronson Memorial Hwy. 192 Kissimmee, FL 34744
Secrets Events Hotline (844) 563-6969
*Must be 21 & up. *NO Drugs, Prostitution, Cameras, Recording devices
***All Information is Subject to change without Prior Notification***
Party/Event & Hotel Information:
All the parties are located at Secrets Hideaway Resort & Spa®. For reservations: Visit our reservations page Click here for Reservations , call 844-563-6969 or book by clicking the Red "Book a Room" button at the top of each event page.
Where: 2145 East Irlo Bronson Memorial Hwy., Kissimmee, FL 34744
Times:
Nightclub:
Hideaway Café:
Mon/Tues/Wed/Thurs/Sun: 8am - 1030am
Fri: 8am-1130
Sat: 8am - 12am
Pool Bar(s):
Monday: 11am - 2am
Tuesday: 11am - 2am
Wednesday: 11am - 2am
Thursday: 11am - 2am
Friday: 11am - 2am
Saturday: 9am - 2am
Sunday: 9am - 2am
On-Premise Playrooms:
Mon-Thurs: 7:30pm - 2:00am
Fri/Sat: 11:00am - 4:00am
Sun: 11:00am - 2:00am
Club Swinkster Dungeon:
Tuesday: 10pm - 2am
Thursday: 9pm - 1am
Friday: 10pm - 2am
Saturday: 10pm - 2am
Entry Fees:
*Prices are entry before 11:00pm. Prices do not include membership fees.
It's important to note that all guests who have rented a room will still need to purchase nightly entry fees.
Features:
- Clothing Optional Private Membership Resort
- Awesome Contests & Give-aways
- Full Hotel Takeover
- Professional DJ
- Sexy Lounge
- 8000 sq ft of Playrooms
- Playroom open until: 2am Sun – Thurs and 4am Fri/Sat
- Poolside Tiki Bars
- 65 ft. Heated Conversation Pool, 2-12 person Hot Tubs
All this and so much more... Come see all we have to offer...
Food:
Menu items are available for purchase daily. Drinks are available for purchase at the bar.
- Sunset Meet & Greet Happy Hour 6pm-9pm
- Happy Hour (2 for 1 Wells, $3 Margaritas, $2 Domestics, $3 Imports)
Membership Fee:
- Couples: $35 for 1 month, $169 for 6 months or $249 for 1 year
- Single Ladies: $25 for 1 month, $45 for 6 months or $65 for 1 year
- Single Man: $169 for 1 month, $289 for 6 months or $399 for 1 year
Cabana Service:
We are excited to announce that we are taking pre-reservations for Cabanas – please email vip@secretsfl.com for details and pricing.
Playroom Lockers:
$8 Small Locker - $10 Large Locker
No Drugs - No Prostitution - No Cameras or Recording Devices
-- Event is Subject to change without notice --